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ferdiOS nearing alpha release

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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.


Three years and two abandoned prototypes later, ferdiOS is approaching alpha.

The difficult parts are solved

Currently, ferdiOS boots, but various subsystems are not implemented: modem (4G, SMS, calls), camera, bluetooth, accelerometer, lightmeter.

Problem Predicted difficulty Status
Bringing up the display stack Extreme Solved
Modem, at all, in any form Impossible Impossible
Rendering client windows Extreme Solved
Suspend that actually resumes Extreme Ongoing
Tracking user activity Trivial Solved

Sander Ferdinand, Benevolent Dictator for Life, comments:

To complete the remaining features, we’re going to need about 324 cups of coffee, 92 takeaway pizzas, and 5 additional Claude subscriptions.

Reduced working hours

Effective immediately, the team moves from 80 hours per week to 75. The team has been informed, and the response was overwhelmingly positive, with several members expressing genuine gratitude for the additional time, in which they intend to sleep, see relatives, or remember what their apartments look like in daylight.

Metric Before After
Hours worked per week 80 75

An unnamed employee comments:

As an unpaid intern without any equity, I feel grateful for being part of this pivotal moment. ferdiOS will be a highlight on my résumé, and a succesful career working 9-5 under fluorescent lights in an open-floor plan is now guaranteed.

Management wishes to stress that this is not about productivity. No productivity targets have changed. Only the amount of time available to fail to meet those productivity targets.

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